Slytherin Men - Witch Weekly - issues 1-4

eyes-like-caskets:

if you kiss my neck, expect to be carried into my bedroom

prongsvsrudolph:

Whenever I meet someone who likes Harry Potter, I get really excited but I have to tell myself to calm down and be cool and tread carefully because chances are they just like Harry Potter and I don’t want to scare them off by unleashing the Harry Potter maniac monster within me in all its glory

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

Hogwarts Subjects part 1

snakes-glory-bitches:

Draco is obsessive and needy while Harry is self-assured and has the capacity for independence and a strong will. Draco doesn’t know shit about doing things for himself. His obsession is Harry Potter. He needs him like an ache, he loves to bitch at him, loves to pretend to hate him, looks for any…

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

when you start liking someone: ah fuck

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

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